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Robert may also be known as Bob, or Bobbo.
Robert can be found in the streets hangin out with his "cuzy-bros" getting up to deavious activities or anything else that might involve being DODGY.
Robert can also be a loud mouth, always saying the wrong thing, to the wrong person at the wrong time.
Robert also has a high horse, but is more suitable for a pony.
Robert can be found in the streets hangin out with his "cuzy-bros" getting up to deavious activities or anything else that might involve being DODGY.
Robert can also be a loud mouth, always saying the wrong thing, to the wrong person at the wrong time.
Robert also has a high horse, but is more suitable for a pony.
by Ekeim February 10, 2010
Get the Robert mug.A rare specimen of pokemon so rare that you cannot even find him in the games even WITH a gameshark!
You can find this type of pokemon in the real world somehow...
Known to be a bit of a dork and nerdy.
Several Robert's do not seem to get along well with others due to being so caught up in their work...and sometimes lack of manners
Is likely to be yelled at in class for not paying attention and bickering amongst others...
You can find this type of pokemon in the real world somehow...
Known to be a bit of a dork and nerdy.
Several Robert's do not seem to get along well with others due to being so caught up in their work...and sometimes lack of manners
Is likely to be yelled at in class for not paying attention and bickering amongst others...
Example 1:
During class
Simon: Hello Robert
Robert: Shut it, I'm busy!
Simon: oh...I only wanted to ask you a question
Robert: ...what is it?
Simon: I wanna see a live performance of System of a Down and I hear you have free tickets
Robert: That $248 for ya, now move it!
Teacher: ROBERT!
Example 2:
Who's that pokemon?
It's Robert!
Robert: Rob-Rob...Robert!!
Quotations:
"Yeh I had sex with her, And I'd do it again if it wasn't for her willie." - Robert
During class
Simon: Hello Robert
Robert: Shut it, I'm busy!
Simon: oh...I only wanted to ask you a question
Robert: ...what is it?
Simon: I wanna see a live performance of System of a Down and I hear you have free tickets
Robert: That $248 for ya, now move it!
Teacher: ROBERT!
Example 2:
Who's that pokemon?
It's Robert!
Robert: Rob-Rob...Robert!!
Quotations:
"Yeh I had sex with her, And I'd do it again if it wasn't for her willie." - Robert
by Robert "Admiral Fleet" Gracie December 14, 2010
Get the Robert mug.Verb; An occurance, action or statement agreed by a majority to be so unhumourous with or without effort, that the occurance, action or statement is actually very hilarious.
Noun; A disguesting, annoying, unwashed teenage boy.
Noun; A disguesting, annoying, unwashed teenage boy.
"Fuck, that joke Robert made was so pathetic that I actually laughed."
"Robert shit his pants in class? That's so funny!"
Robert: "I ate 2 roasted chickens today."
Robert: "Your alarm clock reminds me of the ambulance sirens in Sweden."
Robert: "I have body odor because Swedish people have big sweat glands!"
"Robert shit his pants in class? That's so funny!"
Robert: "I ate 2 roasted chickens today."
Robert: "Your alarm clock reminds me of the ambulance sirens in Sweden."
Robert: "I have body odor because Swedish people have big sweat glands!"
by Lisa Power January 8, 2009
Get the Robert mug.Robert is a guy with two sides. One is sweet and the other one is the asshole part. His sweet side makes him a guy that is a good friend but is super weird about it. He has a few friends but makes sure he makes them last and have a good time. Some times he makes it to weird as in he acts kind of gay. When it comes to his asshole side he is a rude jerk who blames everybody else for his mistakes. He bullies people and makes them less confident mentally and physically. He will do whatever he can do get what he wants. So if know a Robert, I advise you to be careful. All in all, Robert is a sweet guy, but you just don't want to get him pissed off.
Roberts are complicated.
by Nariha June 10, 2019
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