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Grayscale syndrome

The phenomena that occurs in infomercials where the video becomes black and white and the simplest tasks are impossible without the product being sold in said infomercial
Vince from Shamwow: Its not possible to wipe up a spill you just spread it around and everything goes black and white thats why you need shamwow.
Me: Thanks to grayscale syndrome they'll sell a million sham wows
by Homgen4 January 30, 2009
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Grassisgreener Syndrome

1. To covet an item or situation which one does not have.
2. To always want the opposite of what you have.
I contantly suffer from grassisgreener syndrome. When I'm single, I crave being in a relationship. When I'm in a relationship, I crave being single.
by Shanona April 18, 2008
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MPAA Syndrome

This is a condition named after the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) which causes people to veiw sex-related things as inappropriate, yet be perfectly fine with violence. Sufferers also find homosexualaly much worse than being straight.

When asked to explain why somthing is inappropriate, the will often say "those ideas do not need to be put into children's heads" but will not actually beable to explain why somthing is bad.
Kid: "Can I see this movie?"
Parent: "No, it's rated R"
Kid: "So?"
Parent: "It could have sexual content in it."
Kid: "You have MPAA Syndrome!"
by Dr. Meh April 18, 2011
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Artorias Syndrome

A physical condition caused by significant injuries to the left arm, which are left untreated, and have been exacerbated by frenetic physical activity. Can cause strong negative emotions, manifested as outright aggression, or excessive aggression.
Some dude broke his arm trying to defend a direct strike to his shield, but he never really did anything about it. Now he has Artorias Syndrome, and is always trying to start a fight because of the pain it causes.
by DanZhukovin September 20, 2019
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Retard Syndrome

It is a disease on 1 in 5 people. It makes them have a complete lack of social skills. Pisses everyone off and does stupid things. It also kills 23 brain cells a day. Increases chances of dementia by 60%. There is treatment for retard syndrome but there are ways of preventing it like not being a total dickhead. Retard syndrome is contagious if you are friends with someone who has retard syndrome.
Jimmy keeps trying to take are lunch money so he must have retard syndrome.
by Kakwkwk January 23, 2020
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Fuckit syndrome

A point in your life were you dont give a fuck about anything and anyone. You also won't care what you say to people.

At this time you might be called an asshole every 2 or so hours.
man1:Dude you've been a real asshole.

man2:Yea last week i got the Fuckit syndrome.

man1:I had that last month.
by The Darkness1991 January 3, 2010
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Trash With It Syndrome

The state of being so trash at a game that you get killed by the 5 year olds on hypixel. Not even the sweaty 5 year olds but the ones that use their moms' credit cards to buy cosmetics and ranks because they think they are good. Not to be confused with nice with it syndrome, which is when you kill the sweats because youre just too nice with it.
Kesav has trash with it syndrome as he just lost with diamond armor, iron sword, and gapple to a guy who had leather armor and one hit him off the edge.
by TheKillionaire January 30, 2021
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