red handed donkey wrangler

Noun. A person who has sex with a hooker when shes on her period to attain lower prices.
My husband and I got divorced because he's a red handed donkey wrangler.
by BDma February 10, 2007
Get the red handed donkey wrangler mug.

Texas Wrangler Darlin'

A member of the UT spirit organization called the Texas Wrangler Darlings. These girls are distinguishable from other spirit groups by both their homeliness and slutty nature.
Male: I am a Texas Wrangler and even I would never date a Texas Wrangler Darlin'.
by texasfight1212 January 01, 2012
Get the Texas Wrangler Darlin' mug.

Two timing tit wrangler

A person who has a tendency to grope multiple or singular of different individuals breasts with ones hands. (usually occurs in a "gang bang")
This young jive is a two timing tit wrangler
by Bandit.o December 13, 2016
Get the Two timing tit wrangler mug.

Data Wrangler

low end data processing person, person who enters numbers and perhaps does some mild calculations.
all jane could manage as a job in IT was as a Data Wrangler... she wasnt smart enough to be a Database designer or developer.
by freddy fudpucker May 11, 2004
Get the Data Wrangler mug.

piss-shooting crap-wrangler

A man who performs anal intercourse on another man while having to urinate badly. Then instead of ejaculating , they just shoot piss.
Last night i was with another one of those piss-shooting crap-wranglers.... now i have to go to the eye doctor
by Tony Brinklehoff January 13, 2008
Get the piss-shooting crap-wrangler mug.
Extremely hot; weather, surfaces, ect.
Whoa! It must be 100 degrees out here. It's hotter than two nuts in a pair of wranglers!
by SsgMoreno September 12, 2013
Get the hotter than two nuts in a pair of wranglers mug.

Real Rope wrangler

1. A derogatory term used synonymously with a****** Or jerk.
2. Double Autundra referring to hand jobs. Can refer to someone who is bad or good at hand jobs
" She had the hands Of an arm wrestler she was a real rope Wrangler"

" Dawg she so good with her hands she a real rope wrangler "
" chuck's a real rope wrangler for cutting our pay"
by Jonniecack June 07, 2022
Get the Real Rope wrangler mug.