A comment often posted by Justin Bieber haters on YouTube videos that feature someone getting badly hurt. These comments often get a lot of thumbs-ups, and are usually posted by the more "angry" breed of haters.
Random Justin Bieber Hater: *watches video of someone getting run over by a speeding car, and then getting run over by another one* "Man, I wish that was Justin Bieber"
by JustinBieberHater82189339 January 3, 2012
Get the I wish that was Justin Biebermug. Person: You cant sit there Im saving that seat for my buddy you scumbag!
Me: Ok, wish pain on ya kids.
Me: Ok, wish pain on ya kids.
by wish pain on ya kids August 28, 2005
Get the wish pain on ya kidsmug. Conan Gray's adorable gay ass expressing how his crush chose 'Heather', this perfect little barbie doll that is amazing in every way, over him.
It's a metaphor on how he says he wish we were Heather so he could be finally loved by his crush for once.
It's a metaphor on how he says he wish we were Heather so he could be finally loved by his crush for once.
Heather: "Hey Jackal, looking good today!"
Jackal *crush* : "Hey Heather! Wanna go to the movies to watch that new horror movie?"
Heather: "Sure!"
Conan, on the verge of killing himself: "I wish I were Heather"
Jackal *crush* : "Hey Heather! Wanna go to the movies to watch that new horror movie?"
Heather: "Sure!"
Conan, on the verge of killing himself: "I wish I were Heather"
by iwishiwereheather August 20, 2020
Get the I wish I were Heathermug. "Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one gets filled first." When a person wants the impossible.
Joe: We need world peace. Can't we just all get along?
Tom: Well Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other.
Tom: Well Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other.
by ebensteben April 27, 2008
Get the Wish in one hand, shit in the other.mug. Joke. When you see a buddy's dog licking his dick and you say,"I wish I could do that." Your buddy replies,"Go ahead,but,he's liable to bite you."
by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011
Get the I wish I could do thatmug. The funniest pick up line ever made. It works really well, as I've used it on several occasions. The most notable of which was when i got with this really hot chick named Steve.
by Nick Shatan April 11, 2007
Get the i wish you were a derivativemug. person on YouTube: I want too when I wish that is only wish see bts
G u y : Don't we all
taetae69: what does that mean??
G u y : Don't we all
taetae69: what does that mean??
by Snicklitter69 July 2, 2019
Get the I want too when I wish that is only wish see btsmug.