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Wesley C.

A Wesley C. is important within the NEW definition of the Picard.

A Wesley C. does not have or never had sexual intercourse on or in or under the Enterprise.

The Picard is a single, tiny piece of grain which wandered the intestines of the body and came out undamaged along with digested food out of an asshole.
The more it is the Picard the more it is on top of the shit.

If a Picard is only more than 50% on the side of an object which is shit it is not called a Picard.

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If it is within the shit it is probably a Wesley C.. A Wesley C. has not to be discovered. It has not to be put on top of the shit.
Also its very existence has the state of Schroedingers Cat. If someone discovers a Wesley C., it is not a Wesley C. anymore from that point in time.
The definition changes to "exposed Klingon warbird". A Wesley C. does not move.

If it was moved it is also one special attribute of a Wesley C.
A Wesley C. moves when someone has the will that it moves. It does not move on its own.

If a shit somehow appears in a shape like that of a snake and is somehow pointing to real grain or the stars with its head it is called a R-usher.
A "R-usher" is an inverted Wesley C. and therefore a negative of it. It is dark as the nightsky with stars. Not really dark as black.
The two states of the Wesley C. turn to the two possible connections of a R-usher which are grain or the stars or both.
A R-Usher is something which moves or has dynamic shape.
"There could be a Wesley C. inside of every result from the intestines of the Picard which looks like a soft brown boat on a river."
Wrong example: "A Wesley C. could be in everyone who ate a lot."
Correction: " A Wesley C. had to have his coming-out in the series."
by Aeneodarb December 5, 2021
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Wesley barrel

Bumming someone while they roll down a hill
It took a good sprint to catch up with Henry to give him a proper good Wesley barrel in and out the arse as Wesley rolled down the hill with shit flying out his arse but fuck he was Wesley barrelled proper
by Paul1978 January 5, 2021
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Wesley barrel

Bumming someone while they roll down a hill
It took a good sprint to catch up with Henry to give him a proper good Wesley barrel in and out the arse as Wesley rolled down the hill with shit flying out his arse but fuck he was Wesley barrelled proper
by Paul1978 January 5, 2021
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Wesley Weldman

A phrase synonymous with pure wit,wisdom and intelligence.In the country of Azerbaijan, it is a great honour to be called a Wesley Weldman
*A man called Tom has given an excellent speech*
Man:Wow did you hear that speech Tom gave?
Man 2:Yeah he seemed really Wesley Weldman the entire time.
by WesleyWeldmanFan January 18, 2021
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Wesley fists

Best character in daybreak (in my opinion)
Guy 1: Who is Wesley fists

Guy 2: My favorite daybreak character
by Random guy with a keyboard March 23, 2021
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Wesley

A wesley is an amazing guy who always has the ability to make you laugh . He is always there for people no matter what

A wesley is a very rare person to find .
He is very smart and sexy and has amazing hair . He has perfect hands and eyes you can easilly get lost in for hours . He is very good looking the kind of good looking that makes you drool . He is very lovable and he is very loving . If you ever find a wesley never let him go because he will change your life in many positive ways . He is the sunshine on a rainy day ♡
I really love Wesley
by Aliyah2004 April 1, 2021
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Wesley Crusher

Wesley Crusher is a main character in the sci-fi series Star Trek: The Next Generation for the first three seasons. He's a very bright boy who tends to annoy his adult crewmates, and subsequently many of the TNG fans, even though he is just a kid and he's literally just trying to help out. Some may headcanon him as autistic, which I don't entirely agree with but I can see where they're coming from. Wesley is probably a very nice person to be friends with.
Person 1: I think the end of Wesley Crusher's character arc was a bit rushed.

Person 2: Really? I think it ended in a fitting way .
by space, the final frontier July 14, 2022
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