Avedøre Victim

A man emotionally and physically exploited by his wife’s unstoppable shopping addiction. Most commonly spotted in or around Avedøre, Denmark — a place where hope goes to die and delivery drivers cry.

The Avedøre Victim spends every day fetching endless “small” packages ordered online, from obscure pickup locations, lockers, and post offices, often without warning. He is promised love, peace, or at least dinner — but receives none. Instead, he returns home carrying three overstuffed IKEA bags and a crushed soul.

Known symptoms include:

Chronic back pain from lifting "just one more parcel"

PTSD triggered by GLS and PostNord logos

A dead look in the eyes when asked “Can you just pick it up on your way?”

Often used jokingly, but there’s a dark truth behind the term. If you see one: offer help, or at least a cold beer.

“Bro, I haven’t seen Frederik in weeks.”
“Yeah, poor guy became an Avedøre Victim. Last I heard, he was carrying 12 packages from Min Købmand while crying.”

by Victimdk July 18, 2025

Victim-glowing

Opposite of victim-shaming. Highlighting that someone is a victim of something and worthy of praise and attention, especially when they really weren't.

Stop victim-glowing that young, aspiring trophy wife by saying she was a victim of that rich man.

by Bambiimunkii January 30, 2024

academic victim

A person that is taking classes and is miserably failing them despite their best effort. Therefore becoming a victim of their own failures within the class.

“ thought I was an academic weapon turns out I’m an academic victim”

by Shock therapy needed February 2, 2024

Special victim's detective

The one that investigates domestic violence claims.

The guy's wife started fucking the special victim's detective until he changed the way he looked at domestic violence, he started seeing things her way after that (as her husband once had early in their relationship).

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020

Victim

When one encounters luqmann baris.

When one encounters luqmann baris they instantly become a victim.

Sahill encountered luqmann baris he is now a victim. "Sahil is a victim".

by Ali_Amz January 14, 2023

Gurn Victim

An amazing punk band made up of multiple talented people who make amazing songs like cut skin

I am going to see my favourite band Gurn Victim

by GurnVictimFan1 November 20, 2023

Zae Victim

Wusky, sadly he lost to him when his name was Tud / Tyler. After this horrid event, he had to manipulate the laws of logic and change his identity

"WHY IS WUSKY THE ZAE VICTIM TRYING TO EGO ME!"

by bobbitmoodacocka12 July 26, 2022