vaganus

This is when a girl has a what appears to be a vagina, but when you open it up, it's actually a anus.

I went to eat her out, but she had a vaganus and I do not toss the salad.

by Garrett November 21, 2004

Vacant

A map in call of duty 4, the greatest game ever made.
This map is small and confined, therefore shotguns and assault rifles are good choices for this map.

Tyler runs show when they played on vacant. He blows up their brains with his shotty.

by Macaque.is.small October 7, 2008

vajanker

a very big (GIANT) vagina.

The lady who has 18 kids has a vajanker.

by M.I.K.E. December 31, 2008

Vagandy

sandy vagina

When I went to Redington Beach, sand got in my bathing suit when I swam which caused me to have a vagandy .

by HKannah January 4, 2009

vagankles

when the lips of a vagina sag so low they reach the ankles.

As I made sweet love to her, the thwap of her vagankles made me stop.

by harry gumdrop August 14, 2009

Vajanus

When you see a girl that is so hot, you would have really rough sex with her. You would end up splitting her vagina into her anus, thus merging the two together. This would then create a vajanus.

Roger: Woah man that girl is hot.

Roland: Totally brah, I'd give her a vajanus.

Roger: Nasty. But probably true.

by Lolzenegger October 26, 2014

vaganus

when a womans gooch tears during birth from vagina to anus.you now have a vaganus.

"congratulations on your new baby boy, hows your vaganus?"

by hoodrichwitch February 14, 2015