vanessa

A black girl, who wears poetic justice braids. She's very smart with computers, but doesn't know the difference of maths and science. She attends Study Hall, because she is apparently advanced. She usually wears sweatpants with aqua underwear. She's very impatient. She repeats the same question over and over until she gets her answer. Her grammar is also improper.

Vanessa - "When do we get out of class??"
Class - *silence*
Vanessa - "Um... HELLO. WHEN DO WE GET OUT OF CLASS!"

by MLGLAFFS January 8, 2016

a Vanessa

(or "Pulling a Vanessa")

When a public figure acts one way, knowing somewhere in the back of their mind that there is evidence of substance suggesting something WAY different about their private life.

The Classic was done by Vanessa Williams, who while seeking the crown of Miss America back in the 80's, somehow forgot that she had posed for some seriously explicit pics with another woman...not quite the squeaky clean, all american chick image they were trying for. Not just nekkid...ACTION shots.

Hence a public figure who has established a career based on morality, then is revealed to have a strong attraction to rubber ducks...a VERY strong attraction...could be known as "Pulling a Vanessa". Only usually, they don't sing as well...

by Lisa Shields December 14, 2008

Vanessa

Vanessa is a baller, that is also a gamer fortnite and she is a baddie and also a thug. #thuglife.

Vanessa is a baller

by Personnnn123123 July 22, 2018

Vanessa

Vanessa is a person that is socially awkward and a great personality,she might be shy but she’ll open up to you if she’s talks to you more, When Vanessa loves someone she will fall hard for them and loves them for a long time,Vanessa is nerdy at times and someone that will live you more them she loves herself

Random person: I’m hanging with Vanessa

Other: that sounds nice she’s pretty sweet

by VSSS September 16, 2018

vanesaa..x

@vanesaa..x the tiktoker shes funny,beautiful,confident,great,sweet

person1 : “ i love @vanesaa..x” person2: “me too shes the best tiktoker she deserves 100million followers!”

by cutiebootiecheeks June 2, 2021

Vanessa

A tiny cute human , a unicorn Ney an alien out of this world just fax here she smile suddenly your depression goes away also v nice in the sack ngl they do be like that tho.

He was sad yesterday , today he's a different person since he met Vanessa today

by Butterjikinguy November 23, 2021

Vanessa

Vanessa is the man. You don't dare talk back or have an opinion of your own. Vanessa's like to say one thing but mean the other and they do it with ease. Vanessa is the type to not have a personality of their own so they will absorb everyone's around them. You think they're cool but they'll throw you under the bus just as soon as they're done with you.

They are controlling and manipulative so watch your heart. They are well guarded by a feminine significant other, don't believe them either.

Vanessa's are the type of guy to demand everything from you and then suck you dry just before the discard. Don't go in the bathroom at work if they're in there.

Vanessa's are easily caught in their own web of lies if you pay attention..

Look there's Vanessa, trying to make herself look better than she is again.

by Truthcowboy November 4, 2022