Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023
Get the Valentines Day Massacremug. by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021
Get the Valentine's Daymug. When a man is performing anal sex on a woman, and in the middle of the act, the woman experiences a bout of explosive diarrhea caused by their valentines date to a local Mexican restaurant.
by MFTJ February 14, 2021
Get the Valentines’ Day Mudslidemug. Mating season for humans
by A name nobody has used February 6, 2017
Get the valentine's daymug. by Mini aspirin January 28, 2021
Get the Valentine’s Daymug. The day you give your main bitch some flowers and chocolates and take her out to dinner or the movies.
by docbac15 February 14, 2014
Get the Valentine's Daymug. A lonely holiday for alot of people unless you count your homies, you are truly lonely when they pick each other and not you though
Jamal:happy Valentine's day bruh
Damajai: can't now nigga Tyrone already already claimed me
Jamal:fuck you nigga
Damajai: can't now nigga Tyrone already already claimed me
Jamal:fuck you nigga
by Not_here_stop February 15, 2018
Get the Valentine's daymug.