Vacation Simulator

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by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 April 11, 2021

Vacation Fog

The fog that envelopes a worker's brain for several days on returning to work after a long vacation. This fog sometimes begins to creep in even before anticipated vacations.

My vacation fog finally lifted the third day back on the job.

by eFrazes July 14, 2012

vacation dick

A penis that is significantly larger than average, or just larger than one is used to recieving. Nice to have once in a while, but repeated exposure could lead to problems.

Girl 1: That dude last night had a total vacation dick. The thing looked like Wee Man's arm!

Girl 2: Oh, so THAT'S why youre walking like that!

boyfriend dick

by Galen Knode May 25, 2016

vacation dick

Penis you ride when you're on vacation that gives you a break from work dick

Girl 1: Yo Tina whatcha doing on vacation?

Tina: Getting a tan, drinking martinis and getting lots of vacation dick.

by Thetugburn May 11, 2016

Vacation Destroyer

Usually an annoying person who:
1. either decides to plan a vacation just like yours so he/she can go with you.

2. you coincidentally encounter during your vacation and forces you to make plans with them for the rest of your vacation.

Joe: Hey, I heard Alfred followed you to the Bahamas.
Henry: I was taking my wife on a vacation so we could spend some intimate one-on-one time with eachother but then he popped out of nowhere. I spent the next two weeks hanging out with him.

Joe: He sounds like a total vacation destroyer

by BuilderBob May 21, 2009

vacation dick

Upgraded Dick that women get when they take a "girls only" trip to vegas or other desireable destinations and are in a committed relationship. This is usually with a guy who they don't want to be with permanently but is a physical upgrade from the fucker they have sitting at home.

I was so glad that vacation dick came around. That boyfriend dick was getting so boring.

by TheOneInTheCorner85 June 7, 2016

vacation dick

A huge dick, but so big you wouldn't want to be taking it regularly/long term. Opposite of boyfriend dick.

"OMG when i was in Ibiza i hooked up with a guy called Marco and OMG he had such a vacation dick."

by Joe "madman" Griffiths May 27, 2016