vacation dick

Not your boyfriends dick but a comfortable substitute.

My boyfriend didn't come home last night so I went to see Aaron he has a perfect vacation dick.

by rockstar nicole June 17, 2016

vacation dick

A vacation dick is a dick so long that a female can only handle it once or twice a year.

Woman 1: omg I just got a vacation dick last night
Woman 2: girl!! How are you able to walk right now?

by Man11 May 30, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is significantly larger than average, or just larger than one is used to recieving. Nice to have once in a while, but repeated exposure could lead to problems.

Girl 1: That dude last night had a total vacation dick. The thing looked like Wee Man's arm!

Girl 2: Oh, so THAT'S why youre walking like that!

boyfriend dick

by Galen Knode May 25, 2016

vacation dick

Penis you ride when you're on vacation that gives you a break from work dick

Girl 1: Yo Tina whatcha doing on vacation?

Tina: Getting a tan, drinking martinis and getting lots of vacation dick.

by Thetugburn May 11, 2016

Vacation Destroyer

Usually an annoying person who:
1. either decides to plan a vacation just like yours so he/she can go with you.

2. you coincidentally encounter during your vacation and forces you to make plans with them for the rest of your vacation.

Joe: Hey, I heard Alfred followed you to the Bahamas.
Henry: I was taking my wife on a vacation so we could spend some intimate one-on-one time with eachother but then he popped out of nowhere. I spent the next two weeks hanging out with him.

Joe: He sounds like a total vacation destroyer

by BuilderBob May 21, 2009

vacation dick

A dick that is so big that a female can barely handle it the first time but she keeps going to him for sexual favors, (kind of like fwbs but she can only take the D a little)

Fwb
the D

"Girl good Lord everybody at work was talking about your hookup with vacation dick Jack at last Friday's cocktail party."

by Nickiminajyourface May 23, 2016

vacation dick

Upgraded Dick that women get when they take a "girls only" trip to vegas or other desireable destinations and are in a committed relationship. This is usually with a guy who they don't want to be with permanently but is a physical upgrade from the fucker they have sitting at home.

I was so glad that vacation dick came around. That boyfriend dick was getting so boring.

by TheOneInTheCorner85 June 7, 2016