spasmatic monkey twitch

Someone with the shakes or a tremor.

If that fool with the spasmatic monkey twitch were to shave, he'd slice his throat.

by micaela Krause November 16, 2007

Twitch rival 7

Big pogger

Tommy-look Wilbur it is twitch rival 7!!!!!
Wilbur-POG!!!!
Tubbo-aye 7!!!

by Kazoo'sAreGr8 September 1, 2020

Text-n-twitch

Attempting to drive and text at the same time... without much success.

You look over and see a car swerving aimlessly, and the driver is looking at his/her lap...

'Hah. That chick needs to practice. She's got a bad case of the text-n-twitch...'

by BIGmack101 May 18, 2009

my dick twitched

Your DICK just twitched really hard, or after and ejaulation, it twitch.

Baby, my 2 inches dick just twitched
Baby, my dick twitched too.

Ass u see, they are gay, but nothing wrong with being gay

by I fuck for memes February 18, 2018

schrodinger's twitch staff

When Twitch makes a decision that literally no one asked for, then decides whether they were "doing a temporary experiment" or not based on whether the viewers approve or not.

Twitch: "Thank you for recent feedback regarding our ongoing embeds experiment. We wanted to confirm that this is a temporary experiment to improve our understanding of how viewers engage with embeds and ways in which we might make it easier to engage with creators' channels."
Viewers: "Kapp, another case of schrodinger's twitch staff OMEGALUL"

by tedi_spl January 31, 2021

curtain twitching tosser

Someone who spies on there neighbours

The guy next doors sits at his bedroom window peeping behide the curtain watching me the curtain twitching tosser.

The old lady across the road sits at her window being a curtain twitching tosser, watching and reporting on all her neighbours.

by Kenny Kong March 4, 2014

Conveyor belt twitch

A nervous tic that develops when you play a platform computer game, usually due to having to repeat a routine move - which leads to you making mistakes. Specifically refers to a mis-timed jump on the conveyor belt in Micropower’s “Felix in the factory” on the Commodore 64.

Big Davey keeps mis-timing his jumps! He has a bad case of conveyor belt twitch!

by BBarnet November 6, 2019