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fit twit

When you are about to get in bed, but see on your Fitbit app that you are a mere 180 steps away from your 10,000 steps per day goal, so you pace around your room until your Fitbit vibrates, signaling success.
I know I am being a fit twit and should just hit the sack, but I have to keep pacing around until I hit my 10,000 steps per day goal!
by FitTwit October 3, 2018
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twit fit

This is what happens when a "twitter user" has something great to share with the world tries to log in to their account and they get the blue screen of death that says "twitter is over capacity" They throw a twit fit.
You should have seen the twit fit that Britney Spears threw the other day, it was amazing.
by Savingtheangels June 26, 2010
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twit

Short for ,
That's what I was/am Thinking
Usually uttered when you realize that you and the person/s you are talking/hanging out with have the exact same thought, at the same time.
T....I'm hungry...lets get some dinner
L.....Dude, thats what I was thinking
T & L Twit! thats what I was thinking
by teenyj July 7, 2008
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twits

notifications on twitter
Nan: I've got 10 twits & i dunno how to get rid of them
Granddaughter: ten what?
Nan: 10 twits honey, get with the times smh
by datebayo June 26, 2019
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TWIT

"Twit" is an abbreviation of "Trump wannabe inbred traitor(s)". "Twit" is the absolute harshest thing you can call a Trump supporter! A Twit puts Donald Trump and the Republican Party over their country. They believe that the 2020 election was stolen, despite that all of the United States intelligence agencies confirmed that President Joe Biden won the election. These people are insurrectionist sympathizers (if they themselves didn’t take part in the insurrection). These people are traitors to the United States of America, and they prefer a dictatorship over democracy. They likely have 3-5 Trump flags on their jacked-up ‘78 Chevy pickup truck. They constantly spread misinformation about COVID-19 and outlandish conspiracy theories. The only three people that twits listen to are Donald Trump, Sean Hannity, and Tucker Carlson. They are the absolute scum of the earth!
by Deweyf September 7, 2021
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twit-u-bus

1. Someone whose infernal tweeting literally robs you of all your energy and patience.

2. Someone who uses up all your friendship points by over tweeting bullshit all day. See also twidiot.
Exasperated Gasp: Thats it, {insert name here} is getting blocked off my twitter. These tweets are sucking the life outta me. Efiin twitubus!

Isnt this dude at work? Why did I add him to my twitter? Ive never seen a grown dude tweet like a 13 year old girl. Twit-u-bus all day.
by Pinnacle Music October 1, 2009
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Twit

Someone who makes many mistakes and is quite foolish
Fiona: is this really necessary?
Makeup artist: this is very necessary Fiona

Shrek: I'm shrek you twit
by Imshrekyoutwit April 20, 2019
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