A horribly written novel with a multitude of grammar mistakes that is full of cliches and Mary Sues/Gary Stus. For no particular reason, a bunch of twitards become crazily obsessed with this book just because of "OMG SOOOO SUPER HOT!!" vampire Edward Cullen. However, Edward is a pathetic excuse for a vampire because he has tons of strengths and no weaknesses. He's not weak to garlic, sunlight, or ANYTHING vampires are weak to. There's also no plot, it's just Edward and Bella being lovey dovey. Bottom line: It sucks.
Actual crappy text from the last page of Twilight's epilogue:
"'Yes,' I whispered so my voice wouldn't have a chance to break. If he thought I was bluffing, he was going to be disappointed. I'd already made this decision, and I was sure. It didn't matter that my body was rigid as a plank, my hands balled into fists, my breathing erratic . . .
He chuckled darkly, and leaned away. His face did look disappointed."
Seriously, Stephenie? o_o
"'Yes,' I whispered so my voice wouldn't have a chance to break. If he thought I was bluffing, he was going to be disappointed. I'd already made this decision, and I was sure. It didn't matter that my body was rigid as a plank, my hands balled into fists, my breathing erratic . . .
He chuckled darkly, and leaned away. His face did look disappointed."
Seriously, Stephenie? o_o
by UbernessBre March 4, 2009
Get the Twilightmug. 1. Twilight is the time just before night when the daylight has almost completely gone but when it is not completely dark.
2. Twilight is the small amount of light that there is outside just after the sun has gone down.
3. The twilight of a particular period of time is the final stages of it, when the most important events have already happened.
4. A twilight state or a twilight zone is a situation of confusion or uncertainty, which seems to exist between two states or categories.
2. Twilight is the small amount of light that there is outside just after the sun has gone down.
3. The twilight of a particular period of time is the final stages of it, when the most important events have already happened.
4. A twilight state or a twilight zone is a situation of confusion or uncertainty, which seems to exist between two states or categories.
1 & 2 - ". . . the deepening autumn twilight."
3 - "Now they both are in the twilight of their careers."
4 - "They fell into that twilight zone between Marxism and Functionalism."
3 - "Now they both are in the twilight of their careers."
4 - "They fell into that twilight zone between Marxism and Functionalism."
by Millie'sMayhem April 29, 2009
Get the Twilightmug. A Book/Film that shall and has ruined many teenage relationships. Due to the Author Stephenie Meyer creating the "Perfect Boyfriend". Who is also a Vampire adding a layer of mystery and excitement though on closer inspection the character of Edward Cullen is a tool.
Girl: I'm leaving you
Boy: Why?
Girl: You're not like Edward
Boy: Who's Edward?
*Girl then throws copy of Twilight at Boy*
Boy: Why?
Girl: You're not like Edward
Boy: Who's Edward?
*Girl then throws copy of Twilight at Boy*
by cheesey wheels April 17, 2009
Get the Twilightmug. the best book in the whole world, revolving around a human( Bella) and a vampire (Edward) and their dangerous love for one another seeing as Edward not only loves her, but also thirsts for her blood, unable to control his vampire instincts. syn: my bible
Twilight is my bible.
by Una Bella Flor January 17, 2007
Get the Twilightmug. Twilight- a vampire and a werewolf fighting over an emo chick who can't make up her mind. Watching this movie or reading any of the novels will cause the participant to experience extreme, irreversible homosexuality and a decrease in popularity or friends. D:
by twilightlame-o August 14, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of suck. Or Twilight
by shadowboy72 July 8, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. 1. A time of day
2. A good book that has been made very annoying by people who are overly obsessed with it. It was also made into a movie which was not very good at all.
2. A good book that has been made very annoying by people who are overly obsessed with it. It was also made into a movie which was not very good at all.
1. kid- What time of day is this called?
person- Why this is what we call twilight little child!
2.girl-OH MY GOD! TWILIGHT IS THE BEST BOOK EVER! Robert Pattinson was SOOOO hott in the movie!
friend-Seriously, SHUT UP! you ruined the book!
person- Why this is what we call twilight little child!
2.girl-OH MY GOD! TWILIGHT IS THE BEST BOOK EVER! Robert Pattinson was SOOOO hott in the movie!
friend-Seriously, SHUT UP! you ruined the book!
by bunnybunbuns June 28, 2009
Get the Twilightmug.