tudor

tudor is a word that can be used instead of retarded, derived from tudor popescu, an actual retarded person

bruh you such a tudor

by NotABoomer November 8, 2019

tundra tulips

Is an empty, leaking ,or waste-filled 55-gallon oil drum left out on the tundra. They are often designated on maps as "archeological sites" to avoid the Federal Government making you clean them up.

"Our line passed right through an archeological site, and when we got there, It was nothing but a bunch of d*** drums! Tundra Tulips, Don't touch 'em."

by PolarBear59 June 23, 2007

turdologist

A turdologist is one who studies turdology.

I am a turdologist. I study turdology.

by turdmeister June 28, 2010

Ape Tendons

The reason why African Americans are better than white people at sports.

Damn, Tyrone runs faster than all six honkys in federal supermax, must be the ape tendons.

by Big T Bag October 24, 2008

double en-tundra

1. A horrible pun told above the tree-line.
2. The kind of joke that gets you beat up.

"We pined for new jokes as soon as we got above the tree line, but we were already in the double en-tundra."

by Tyler Morell April 9, 2008

tandoor

Cutting an Indian Food Fart in bed when another person's head is under the covers. Variation of Dutch Oven; a real tandoor is an Indian clay oven.

My girlfriend loved the new Indian food restaraunt I took her to, that is, until she got a curry tandoor later that night.

by Curry Cutter August 5, 2008

Tunder

What is tunder? Its the question that had everyone confused.
Still to this day, no one knows what this "tunder" is...
It is believed to be an object, possibly a ball. No one knows....
what is it?
WHERE is it?...

kid: * rummaging through bed sheets* "where is it? " "WHERE IS IT?!?!?"
parents: "what is it?"
kid: "i cant find my tunder!!"
when the parents ask what this "tunder" is, the boy looks at them like they are idiots, in his head, asking what tunder is is like asking what a shoe or something is, its just obvious.
tunder IS tunder.

by The One And Only Daddy Dom! June 15, 2018