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Tristan Teeter

Chill guy. Likes to play games and watch anime only if it includes cute girls. Has a little garden and will only tell those he trusts about it. Isn’t good at playing rainbow six siege and enjoys being mean to little kids.
Friend: “Did you see is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon?”
Friend: “No but I bet Tristan Teeter has!”
by SmoothGelato August 8, 2020
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Dirty TRISTAN

A man with a massive dick that destroys all of the girls
by Trump 2024 7474 January 29, 2020
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Tristan Thompson

A term for an aggressive basketballer who plays like he's 7'5" but is actually a midget. Also the name for the current Cleveland Cavalier's 6'9" Center.
Zeke: "IMMA DUNK ALL OVER YA!!!!"

Matt: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD ARE YOU DOING?!"
Zeke: "I'm pulling off THE FAMED 'TRISTAN THOMPSON!' "
Matt: "Like DUNKING OVER 5 PEOPLE when YOU'RE JUST 5'7"?!!"
Zeke: "Yea BOI!!!!"

(Zeke gets blocked anyways)
by splashnsmash8000 May 18, 2017
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Tristan Prettyman

Totally hot singer/songwriter from San Diego. Used to be a Roxy model and surfer. Now she just sings in her sultry voice and strums on her sexy guitar.
Tristan Prettyman is love.
by vj15 October 6, 2008
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Tristan

Tristan is such a loser!
by Shdiwjsnksmakdowd May 14, 2018
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Tristan

a devil and an angel at the same time. he is sweet then sour. nice then mean. he is a terrible guy. don't date a Tristan! hes also a fuckboy. calls white people nigga.
Girl; isn't Tristan your ex?
me; yeah he is a jerk
by ajlove_360 December 31, 2019
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tristan tate

Person 1: have u heard of that Andrew tate guy
Person 2: yea, doesn’t he have a super sexy giga chad brother called tristan tate
Person 1: YEA
by CurryQueefer420 July 31, 2022
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