Your mom & dad gay together

Them most destructive insult of all time 1000 times worse the your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny and your grandpap a tarp put together it would end all living relatives at the time.

Jhon your mom gay

Mike your dad lesbian

Jhon you granny tranny

Mike your grandpap a tarp

Jhon your mom & dad gay together

Mike fucking explodes

Mikes family fucking exsplodes

by Drug-Overdose May 25, 2018

long in the tooth

(adj.) Old, outdated. no longer to perform its primary function at optimum level.

The playstation one is a bit long in the tooth these days.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

pay together

typically, used as an insult toward two men that are 'together' or, more simply, gay..derived from situations in which two could pay together..

could also explain a status of ones relationship in general..

often times used as an insult..

situation number one:two straight guys

kid at counter: "Two strawberry milkshakes?!"
straight guy 1: "yeah that's me, he's got one two.."
Kid at counter: "are you guys paying together?.."
straight guy 2 to straight guy 1: "Bro he totally thinks we're gay"

situation number 2:two straight guys

girl at ice cream counter (window open):"Hey and welcome! what can i get for you today?"
straight guy 1:"hellooo, how are you? im going to get the brownie sundae"
straight guy 2:"can i just get hot fudge on vanilla ice cream? lolz"
girl at ice cream counter (closes window) is laughing and pointing toward straight guys outside then (opens window):"Are you guys paying together?

Situation number 3:two straight guys observe flamboyant looking men in the mall

Straight guy 1: "these dudes totally pay together"
Straight guy 2 looks over and sees a man with a sweater wrapped around his neck with another man with his collar popped: "aha oh yeah most definitely dude"

situation 4:just talking

"yo did you hear about that kid zack?"
"Yeah i heard he pays together with that kid he's always with"

situation 5:gay guy trying to pick up another gay guy
"hey youre seeing sister of traveling pants?"
"uhh yeah??.."
"do you wana..you know..'pay together'"
"ouuu most definitely big boy ;)"

by new revolution May 21, 2009

toothbrush

a stick (usually plastic) with bristles that you use to clean your teeth with.

"Stop cleaning the toilet with my toothbrush!", said Mr. Bean.

by mAndy November 21, 2003

got your shit together

To facillitate the appearance of success and/or achievement.

"Mike and Jenny down the street have a new car, house and good career, they really have got their shit together."

by d-harrell October 19, 2003

whiskey tooth

Like the phrase "sweet tooth", this is having a taste for whiskey.

Jill sure had a whiskey tooth last night didn't she?

by Jilina November 3, 2005

Blue-toothing

The act of sending a picture of yourself to an unknown bluetooth device, in the hope that the recipient is:
1} attractive
2) Attracted to you.
It is a contrast of being on a blind date.
Blue-toothing is generally used on trains and busses.

"I met bobby via blue-toothing"

"I heard about Blue-toothing in a magazine, and I decided to give it a try, and I sent that picture of me, you know the one where I'm wearing my nurses outfit?, I sent it to the guy with the bluetooth name <<xxJimmyxx>>, hoping it was the rather fitt guy who was sat infront of me on the bus... well it was. and we got talking... and OH MY GOD! {girlish rant about nothingness}

by Nitrosamine December 23, 2007