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tommy-bag

A scumbag with no equal. The kind of tough ass, New York/New Jersey/Philadelphia guido you find trolling mainstream clubs in the tri-state area. Usually a high school graduate or GED certified, a Tommy-bag is an aggressive sociopath that should be avoided at all cost.
A tommy-bag finds it difficult to interact socially with the world around him. He interprets every sensory perception as a threat to his masculinity, and therefore has a hard time leaving somewhere without first being thrown out.
You can recognize a tommy-bag by his orange skin, gold chain,kangol hat, stifling amounts of cheap cologne, and a hostile, negative attitude toward everything in general.
The tommy-bag spends his days filling the minds of others with his ignorant opinions on sports, municipal politics, and women, usually in a local tavern or bar or even more likely, sports talk radio.
Phil's getting thrown out of the pizza shop again. What a tommy-bag

I cant believe that big fucking tommy-bag wanted to fight that waitress.
by john duffy October 17, 2005
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Tommy McMurtry

A homophobic bigot who may or may not be sexually attracted to pumpkins
Dude 1: “Dude, you fuck pumpkins? Isn’t your dick orange by now?”
Dude 2: “Yeah, and my dick is orange, I want it to look just like the dick of Tommy McMurtry!”
Dude 1: “Um, Siri, where’s the nearest therapy center?”
by LongDongSIlver42069 July 9, 2019
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Tommy Royal

Derived from rhyming slang of Tommy tit, meaning shit, and is directed at what you do in public toilets that are unclean. If you need a shit in a public toilet and it is to dirty to sit down you poo into your coat pocket, or gown pocket hence the Royal connection, to prevent having to touch anything else.
Isabell: What took you so long in the toilets?
Angus: They were rank so I had to have a Tommy Royal.
by RADBoy December 23, 2012
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Tommy-Lee'd

A verb used to describe when a gentleman engages in coitus with your sister the night before you ship off to war.
Can you believe that asshole Tommy-Lee'd my sister the night before I deployed?
by Buck Lazurus May 16, 2016
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tommy tank

by Deano Thommo August 16, 2005
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Tommy Brown

Having sex with someone in another person's tent and wiping it on their sleeping bag.
I did a Tommy Brown at camp last week.
by Gunny-Guy January 12, 2017
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Tommy Texter

A person who texts in a movie theatre, illuminating everyone and everything behind them. This person is either ignorant, selfish, or both. The concept was originated by Cineplex Entertainment as a pre-show ad, encouraging filmgoers to turn off their phones.
"Don't be a Tommy Texter. Let everyone enjoy the show."
by lalaconz May 31, 2014
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