Skip to main content

vanilla snowman

when a girl is giving you a blowjob (has to be during winter) and when you're about to cum you dump snow on her face then cum giving the snow the appearance of vanilla ice cream
Guy: so how'd it go with Jessica last night. Guy 2: GREAT! she started sucking me off so I gave her a vanilla snowman!
by Tacocorn13 October 12, 2018
mugGet the vanilla snowmanmug.

snowman lesbian

Similar to a peacock preening its feathers, the snowman lesbian builds and maintains her snowman in order to attract a mate. A snowman lesbian might spend days or even weeks on a single snowman but finding another lesbian to U-Haul home with makes it all worth it.
John: “Why’d she move to Montana?”
Betty: “Oh, she’s a snowman lesbian. She’s gotta go live somewhere with a lot of snow to have any chance of getting laid.”
by Zohiel January 20, 2025
mugGet the snowman lesbianmug.

Snowman Schemes

Noun; A server created to showcase schemes of owner 'Snowman', this server has been public since 2022 and has been updated ever since, the server is moderated by Admins and mods of 'Snowmans' soldiers, some notable Moderators and Admin include Monaco, Camo, Kdub, Asunder, and Cam. This server has recently evolved to include "Custom Diecast" made and sold by 'Snowman'
Snowman Schemes always had the best most recent schemes of NASCAR
by kdub386 August 7, 2024
mugGet the Snowman Schemesmug.

Siberian Snowman

A "Naturally Occurring" snowman; a snowman that is actually a frozen person found buried in the snow for any amount of time.

A Siberian Snowman is not the kind of snowman one would desire to find, although, they do still count as snowmen and anyone who finds one can claim the remains as an achievement as they can be very difficult to discover.
"Babushka! Babushka! Jakob was out, digging in the snow when he found a hand sticking out from the ground!"
"Mmmm da grandchild of mine, my sweet Jakob seems to have found a Siberian Snowman! What a lucky boy he will grow up to be!"
by Liam Longshire November 29, 2018
mugGet the Siberian Snowmanmug.

Hairy Snowman

My mum in the bath. Probably your mum in the bath.
"What's that white furry thing in the corner?"

"Oh, just my hairy snowman."
by Graham29andahalf July 19, 2014
mugGet the Hairy Snowmanmug.

Spinning snowflake snowman

A Christmas animated item that little kids (squeakers) spend over $200 on.
"Yo I got a spinning snowflake snowman for $24783!!!!"
"They cost $100 to $250 normally."
by gemmyguy6 January 1, 2023
mugGet the Spinning snowflake snowmanmug.

Brown Snowman

A “Snow”man that you make during the winter when there isn’t much snow on the ground. Due to the lack of snow, it ends up being mostly dirt. Commonly mistaken for real Black men.
“Hey, you wanna go build a Brown Snowman?”
>Fuck that, just wait for more snow.
by OneWholeGay December 25, 2020
mugGet the Brown Snowmanmug.

Share this definition