Retard

A person, usually serving in congress. More specifically the house of representatives, which bans the use of "gendered" words but then continues to use them. Retards usually consist of members of the species Nancyeous Pelocius.

Oy bruv! that Retard over there just did something Retarded!

by The Right Gang January 21, 2021

Retard

Teammates on the game Call of Duty, all of them

Can a single one of you retards get on a point.

by MiniGrunt January 24, 2021

Retard

1. A person who's so dumb you might as well put them into a kindergarten to smarten up a bit (retard)
2. Person who may be dumb (in a good way) in nature, but also smart enough to act mature in most of the situations that require it (Retard)

1. Guy1 : *Says some delusional take on twitter*
Guy2 : "You're such a retard"
2. Friend1 : "Thanks man for being a Retard, you're a good friend"
Friend2 : "No problem homie *does something dumb but funny*"
Friend1 : "Hehe, had a chuckle over that one"

by Mango The Bear March 18, 2023

Retard

A perfectly fine word that some people misuse. Oh, and by the way, I have been diagnosed with Tourettes syndrome. I'm not a bully.

abled person: that's retarded
disabled person: I agree with you.

by AppleLord3000 January 4, 2023

Retard

You

Your a retard for searching retard

by Walter the dog August 7, 2020

Retarded

The situation where the dude who is your best friend steals your crush.

Me: "Remember when I had this crush on this girl?"

Stranger: "Yeah, what about it?"

Me: "Well, this situation is all retarded. My own best friend stole my crush, even though he knew about it."

by 1tonystark1 March 30, 2021

retardful

the remarkable act of exceeding stupidity by which a man with chipwich. also including but not limited to failure and also frankfurters?!?

if u don't know what retardful means then enter name here

by chip whichowitz October 23, 2008