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Long soft

The state in which a penis is not quite erect but not flacid.
-I woke up and after morning wood i was long soft for 3 hours

-I can't get a boner, just long soft.
by thisclaim November 26, 2010
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Long-dirt

"Long-Dirt, is the look one achieves when they don't have enough facial hair to grow a beard. Their face has these little patches of hair, like weeds invading your yard.
That shit sprouting on your face looks like "long-dirt".
by verobeach1970 September 17, 2014
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long bang

When you give up a chance for what could be one-time-only sexual intercourse in the efforts of securing long-term banging prospects.
Ahh, going for the long bang, I see.
by kaosushijin February 26, 2011
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Long Effect

The "Long Effect" originates from the the city of philadelphia. It's when someone goes from a gym bro to a slacker and months even years pass from getting gains. The individual starts suffering from delusions of false strength, endurance and overall discipline but really is just a small, fragile, female dog. This disease can last a lifetime and is extremely contagious.
" He said he was coming to the gym today but I guess not lol it must be the "Long effect".
by Dai Lo Lord Fourth October 19, 2022
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long stockings

Slang term, taken from the name Pippy Longstockings for covertely asking if someone else has meth or crack
by kHAOS pRODIGY May 28, 2018
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long pp

YES FINALLY A FUCKING ATRACTIVE BODY PART
joe: YO ITS A LONG PP
by krisbek17 October 14, 2020
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Long Crendon

A small village in the county of Buckinghamshire, in England. About 1,000 people live there. Other names: "Crendon" for short or "L.C Ghetto"
I am going to Long Crendon today
by LC Inhabitant May 10, 2011
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