kris is so fucking hto for real, I love kris their dick drags for miles. my little bubba wubba pookie dookie snookie kristoefur coloumbus. id let them colonize me again for real
Holy shit who was that?
That was a Kris, you're so lucky to have seen one :3
by celesticles September 2, 2023
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perma virgin brony who tries to pay e girls to crush his skull with their thighs
that creep kris hit my up for feet pics again
by heylistenhey July 26, 2019
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A cute and kind guy the likes to meet new people.he is good at everything thing and I mean everything and he have a huge glizzi.say if you meet a Kris grab his glizzi.
Kris is a cute and kind guy
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Kris is the best person to ever exist. They are so funny and caring and loving and god I love them so much. If you meet a kris, keep them forever please they are the best thing to ever happen to me. Theyre always there for you snd theyre super funny and theyre sweet and
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Kris russel is a guaranteed nhl mvp season after season because of his godlike shot blocking skills and his silky scoring ability
Oh is that kris russel ? He is so sexy and good at hockey
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Kris is the coolest person I’ve ever met I’m so happy we are friends because she’s cool Kris likes to say I’m cool but we ALL know that’s bullsh*t okay okay Kris is cool,Beautiful,Talented,Alpha male,Epic,Funny, A Scorpio,amazing

I recommend finding a cool kris but Kris are very rare so good luck lol
You can call your bestie kris
Krisp,Krip,kri,klip,Krisp puff, puffer,(inside joke)and any other word that starts with a K so yea

Hi kris hope you see this lol
Ari : you’re so cool
Kris: no u
Ari: no u lol

Why kris is cool 😍
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