Greasy grippers

Hands, generally those that are particularly greasy, sweaty, or generally slimy.

Don’t even think about touching my hair with your greasy grippers

by Rock bipity bottom June 21, 2022

Reese's Greasies

Reese's greasies are the nasty, runny shits you get from consuming too large a quantity of any reese's peanut butter product.

I think Rick called into work today because he's got a bad case of the Reese's greasies.

by turdmaker007 April 16, 2014

Greasy Burrito

A sex act in which a bunch of dudes cum another guys dick, and then the dude who was came on fucks a girl

I did greasy burrito last night!
What's that?
You don't want to know.

by the_cool_kid_on_the_block May 28, 2018

Greasy Clown

A greasy clown is a 40+ year old white cis man who, loves Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson, is a drunk, breaks into elementary schools, and is generally a level 999 right wing weirdo.

Also has a distinctive bleach fried comb over.

You gotta stop getting black out drunk and swimming in putt putt golf ponds. You're acting like a total greasy clown.

by marie trantoinette December 20, 2018

Greasy Hammer

When one applies Mayo to his genitalia And performs anal Intercourse then proceeds to vaginal intercourse without sanitizing his genitalia

Ahhh man i was doggin this chick in the ass last night and pulled out and stuck my greasy hammer right back in her p***y

- J.T.

by Johnny IV April 21, 2020

greasy grumbler

a crude term for female genitals when either unclean or aroused.

p1:dude
p2:what?
p1:yo mommas got one heck of a greasy grumbler!
p2:shit man.

by curry.8 May 13, 2009

Greasy Frog

The act of covering your partners entire body in lube and beginning to have sex with them as you both jump around the room

Man I tried to give Skyler a Greasy Frog last night. But my dick kept slipping out

by Jerry Springer's Wet Daughter November 15, 2016