mounting a rhino

Fucking a really fat bitch.

When I told my friends that I fucked Bertha, they were like "Dude, that's like mounting a rhino."

by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 23, 2010

Nuclear Rhino

noun.
When you put a sex toy (preferably a dildo) in a microwave for 45-60 sec. then take it out and use is on oneself or a partner.

"I gave Sharon a Nuclear Rhino last weekend"
"Did she like it?"
"Dude, She loved it!"

by tipsekalb May 2, 2010

ass rhino

n. reference to the penis, particularly in the context of being rammed forcefully and painfully into the partner's anus or in a querying manner for requesting anal sex

"yo mami, dat ass wanna dat ass wanna take my ass rhino, no?"
"you are a wonderful human being and i want your ass rhino every day."

by electricfeelmeow June 1, 2014

Pink Rhino

Someone involved in making the Rhino LifeStyle theirs. Pink is for ladies. There fore the Pink Rhino.

That Pink Rhino was close to making a move on that youngster.

by daniloks19 January 27, 2012

Poaching the Rhino

To whack ones self. To bust one out, to sexually satisify ones self.

While at home, jack's Dad walked in on him Poaching the Rhino. Embarrassed he said to his father "what you never did it?"

by Meoff first name Jack June 1, 2009

curl a rhino

Pinch a loaf, drop anchor, grow a tail, take a dump, drop off the kids, take a session....

The boss is on the phone for Barney, where did he go?
He went to curl a rhino and took the newspaper, tell him to call back in a half-hour.

by Mjolnir February 7, 2008

Rhino

A simple but kind hearted pussy ass motha fucka.
"You can just call me Captn! _ Captn Crunch!"

You are pwned!

They call me Rhino!

by Timma! December 2, 2003