daddy issues

todoroki

yo todoroki you got daddy issues

by InfinityCor3 September 10, 2020

skill issue

a dumb stupid phrase to use alongside "L" and "bad" when you run out of comebacks to a losing argument

lol you fall you have skill issue tbh

by fdsjhfu23123123123 April 17, 2021

skill issue

1. a word used by a overweight retard who never goes outside when they kill a pixel man in any game
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People who unironically use "skill issue" are more likely to be diagnosed with obesity?

by trollface moment September 15, 2021

Benihana issues

Severe stomach issues, i.e. Explosive diarrhea, typically resulting from eating out at a crappy chain food restaurant like benihana

Tom, I have to go to the bathroom, I'm having some terrible benihana issues right now!

Boy! Sandy must of drank a lot last night! All day to day, she has had some terrible benihana issues.

Let me turn it down, my baby mama listening, Extra garlic butter, I got benihana issues!

by 2 Chainsx October 9, 2014

daddy issues

The most common scapegoat for why women date bad men

Woman #1: ugh... my ex is so like my dad a narcissistic workaholic
Woman #2: Stop blaming your daddy issues for why you date bad men. Want to find the perfect mate, stay away from like your dad...eesh.
Woman #1: (crickets)

by aminatariq May 10, 2018

skill issue

The phrase "skill issue" is mainly used by obese retards that have no lives and are only dedicated to killing some pixel man online

Random guy- You mother fucker, that shit is too op
Fat ass retard- Skill issue

by McHollow (Paleson)Knight February 26, 2023

Issue Ferret

A person with erratic, up and down behaviour. Has a tendency to ruin the atmosphere with awkwardness or drama. An absolute catastrophe when drunk. An over thinker. Usually suffers from some form of anxiety, OCD, paranoia and self sabotage.

Created by @driven.to.happiness

"I was thinking about asking Nat out on a date tomorrow" - "Nah I wouldn't bother mate she's a proper issue ferret."

"Sorry for being such an issue ferret last night, I'll replace the glass I smashed in that lads face"

by Driven.to.happiness October 7, 2017