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by MAJ696 August 11, 2017
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A fucking dumbass nigger who fingers Malia's flappy puss real goo with crayons and then eats them. Evan is the type of kid to eat crayons and is usually mentally retarded in the way he acts.
Definition #2(n.)
Evan a common school boy walks from class to class looking for the wildest Malia in search of some good crayon puss. walking class to class peaking in looking for the "Malia" puss puss. If not found Evan gets über angry and speaks in a Russian accent followed by a moo. Evan then coninues to shove crayons up his ass screaming "LEAFY IS BEAFY" then Evan usually gets a new pair of over priced shoes after his visit at the insane asylum
A fucking dumbass nigger who fingers Malia's flappy puss real goo with crayons and then eats them. Evan is the type of kid to eat crayons and is usually mentally retarded in the way he acts.
Definition #2(n.)
Evan a common school boy walks from class to class looking for the wildest Malia in search of some good crayon puss. walking class to class peaking in looking for the "Malia" puss puss. If not found Evan gets über angry and speaks in a Russian accent followed by a moo. Evan then coninues to shove crayons up his ass screaming "LEAFY IS BEAFY" then Evan usually gets a new pair of over priced shoes after his visit at the insane asylum
Ex #1: You are very Evan. Stop licking the stairs you retarded cunt.
Ex #2: You act like a retarded Evan. Crayons are not food you dumbass cunt bitch
Ex #2: You act like a retarded Evan. Crayons are not food you dumbass cunt bitch
by Nigger bee October 3, 2016
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Guy 1: Did you hear that Evan died?
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: His bitch the bush wookie's gucci swallowed his ass whole
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: His bitch the bush wookie's gucci swallowed his ass whole
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