Egyptian Gerbil

Where you roll a gerbil in sand and then shove the gerbil in your urethra.

Woah bro got that Egyptian gerbil

by Bill c0sby August 7, 2025

one eyed egyptian

When you have intercourse with your or someone elses dad

I went over to bazzas and did the one eyed egyptian #DDTB

by #BA DDTB May 21, 2017

Egyptian ding

The act of slapping or hitting someone’s back after anal, to make them fart or possibly shart

The aftermath of the Kentucky Klondike bar and Panamanian petting zoo was concluded by an Egyptian ding to signal the end of the session

by The great ud author September 3, 2025

Egyptian tickle

The act of getting absolutely fingerblasted in your cooter

I gave her the Egyptian tickle last night

by Lalalalauhuhu May 25, 2022

The Breath Of A To An Egyptians (Egypts).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A To An Egyptians (Egypts).

by TheGravelOfASoler January 22, 2025

Egyptian Hot Pocket

When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.

P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!

by fucjsucnsluts July 9, 2017

Egyptian Bitch

A bitch that uses weird vocabulary and Arabic/ English slang. She gives you dumb bitch attitude and has zero cognitive thoughts. Shes usually not Egyptian but resembles one.

This Egyptian bitch really thinks shes the shit

by mommy daddy i love you October 20, 2021