Some schools have a time policy for professors which allows students to leave if the instructor does not arrive after a given amount of time. Clock Blocking is when a professor arrives just before this time expires.
It was 11:14 and we were so close to having class cancelled when Dr. Jones walked in and totaly clock blocked us.
by DJ Walt April 23, 2009
by Alpha_Ranga August 09, 2020
Inspired by the show Big Little Lies, "Clock and Cock" is the act of punching a woman square in the jaw, inevitably turning her on then immediately following up with an aggressive pounding.
Example 1:
Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock
Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!
Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!
Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock
Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!
Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!
by Black Cocksmith June 17, 2017
A nickname for Ouro Kronii given to her by her senpai Mori Calliope, stemming from her lore as the incarnation of time and clockwork motif.
Mori: Sent ya a little Uno invite, slid into your Uno DMs
Gura: Oh my
Kronii: You guys want your own room? You're sounding kinda intimate
Mori: Don't make it weird, Clock-kun
Gura: Oh my
Kronii: You guys want your own room? You're sounding kinda intimate
Mori: Don't make it weird, Clock-kun
by Bathmat January 14, 2022
An individual who possesses certain attributes that reveal their true gender. Usually used in the lgbtq community to distinguish a biological woman, versus a transgender woman. “Clock Monster” is a derogatory term.
Vanessa is such a clock monster: you see that hard ass jawline and them big feet? Even though she has a wig on, you can definitely tell that’s a man.
by mkckjclub January 29, 2023
by minutezdef May 17, 2021
Someone who intentionally extends their work hours by sitting around, hiding, or working really slow.
by The slow noma November 13, 2017