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Chick 1: have you seen thai tong, he said he would shit on my face tonight.
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
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by phoenix is a simp October 18, 2021
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Word is , When THAI and TAURIEN went to Mexico 🇲🇽 together Taurien came back with a disease of some sort and gave it to his significant other.
Sounds like it was herpes but is there a chance that it could of been transmitted when THAI and TAURIEN engaged that one night when TAURIEN woke up with his zipper undone and his pants around his ankles?
That's the main question?
Word is , When THAI and TAURIEN went to Mexico 🇲🇽 together Taurien came back with a disease of some sort and gave it to his significant other.
Sounds like it was herpes but is there a chance that it could of been transmitted when THAI and TAURIEN engaged that one night when TAURIEN woke up with his zipper undone and his pants around his ankles?
That's the main question?
BIANCA: " yo, THAI. what's up with TAURIEN, seems like he has a rash of some sort"
THAI: " in MEXICO, I made him my special drink, 💊 thai iced tea and then sexually abused him "
BIANCA: " you finished him off with your special move? Thai Rudder ?
THAI: " OH yeSh!
THAI: " in MEXICO, I made him my special drink, 💊 thai iced tea and then sexually abused him "
BIANCA: " you finished him off with your special move? Thai Rudder ?
THAI: " OH yeSh!
by THAI 💩 February 14, 2025
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Thai is in the industry of doing 💅 NAILs and getting BOTOX injected into him self so does that make him GAY or BISEXUAL? At the salon he performs Thai furry nuts when he's really furious with his top lip curled up. At the end of the day at the salon he uses the left over wax and busts a thai hot pot for his VIP clients like ALI 🐼 and MILES MULTANI.
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THAI
Thai is in the industry of doing 💅 NAILs and getting BOTOX injected into him self so does that make him GAY or BISEXUAL? At the salon he performs Thai furry nuts when he's really furious with his top lip curled up. At the end of the day at the salon he uses the left over wax and busts a thai hot pot for his VIP clients like ALI 🐼 and MILES MULTANI.
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
THAI: MILES, Thai handshake ?
MILES MULTANI: yes please !
THAI: ALI 🐼, you good ?
ALI 🐼: after your done with MILES can I put in a special request for a
Thai coconut ?
THAI: for sure I can, as long as your SHIT is runny and muddy I can offer you a Spicy Thai as well.
ALI🐼 : I love you ALVIN THAI LIM, I want to eat your A$$ THAI 👅🌶
THAI: MILES, Thai handshake ?
MILES MULTANI: yes please !
THAI: ALI 🐼, you good ?
ALI 🐼: after your done with MILES can I put in a special request for a
Thai coconut ?
THAI: for sure I can, as long as your SHIT is runny and muddy I can offer you a Spicy Thai as well.
ALI🐼 : I love you ALVIN THAI LIM, I want to eat your A$$ THAI 👅🌶
by THAI 💩 February 18, 2025
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