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space texting

Space Texting is when someone takes forever to respond
Bruh, every time I try to talk with you , you space texting.
by Thebootybumchick November 10, 2017
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Bottom Texting

verb
1: The act of having a funny conversation with an acquaintance & you tell a brief statement, however your friend thought there would be a punchline.

2: the act of conversing with an acquaintance while trying to make a joke, but then you decide not to finish it for a myriad of reasons,(offensive, unfunny, etc.), placing you in an awkward position, so you say: "Bottom Text," hoping your friend is a dank memer.

These both reference the standard 2009 meme generator and recent influx of ironic memes/deep fried memes:"when a nigga;
Bottom Text"
1:
A: So I went to the mall today
B: yeye nigga
B: ...and?
A: sorry my nigga, I was just bottom texting.

2:
A: Yanno, what's the point of jews? They..
B: *with mild triggered expression* Hmm. Go on.
A: Bottom Text.
B: Nigga stop Bottom Texting!
by BennnyG January 13, 2018
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Texting Face

The "intense" face your friends or co-workers get when writing a text message. This usually means that they can not talk or do anything else until they finish the text. And you make fun of them while they have this face on.
Guy: Hey Katie wanna go out 2night?
Guys Friend: Dude, she can't hear she. she totally has her texting face on.
by bigred4430 March 20, 2009
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finger texting

The act of fingering someone using text messages. Usually, this action is used with the following symbols:

,,l,, (middle finger) or ll,, (two fingers) or ll,l (shocker)
Guy 1: Did you see your girlfriend last night?
Guy 2: No, she is away on business, but she felt kind of kinky last night so she let me finger text her. I was finger texting her all night.
by MattyLight21 January 5, 2008
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LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving)

The practice of a driver leering at another car whose driver is texting while driving (TWD), thus distracting the gawking driver. Thus, Leering While Texting While Driving (LWTWD).
I nearly rear-ended a semi while staring at some lady texting on her Crackberry while driving 80 miles per hour. LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving) is nearly as dangerous as TWD!
by DJ_Jagged June 29, 2009
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toilet texting

Text messaging with one hand, wiping your ass with the other.
Kyle's phone broke because he accidentally wiped his ass with the same hand he was still toilet texting with. (PSA: Don't text while shitting!)
by Benutty March 6, 2008
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Passive Texting

Verb

The act of receiving a text and simply not responding, either to piss off youre friends or because you think its funny to leave him/her in a state of obscurity. People will often know this has happened to them when someone reads their texts and they know. This is usually indicated by a check mark next to the initial text.
Tom- Dude, I was texting you for 20 mins and you just stopped responding. You were supposed to come over and watch Star Wars

James- Duh thats weird, I never got that text. I think my phones been messed up lately

Tom- There was a green check mark ass, I know you got it!

Bystander (Aside)- Sounds like James was passive texting, sucks for Tom!
by BoJangles211 November 29, 2009
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