by Steinbrenda January 9, 2022
Get the Tard tendermug. Any chicken strip or chicken nugget that tastes like it came straight from your local shitty water park’s concession stand
“I’m such a picky eater man, I didn’t want to come to this Mexican spot.”
“Yeah bro, what are you even going to order?!”
“I’ll probably end up with some fuckin water park chicken tenders.”
“Everything about the meal was awful, from the frozen fries to the water park chicken tenders.”
“Yeah bro, what are you even going to order?!”
“I’ll probably end up with some fuckin water park chicken tenders.”
“Everything about the meal was awful, from the frozen fries to the water park chicken tenders.”
by Birkin Lewen September 30, 2022
Get the water park chicken tendersmug. A girl who attracts men who pretend to be interested in them only for them too be used or played for sex
by Tender Coochie September 10, 2021
Get the Tender Coochiemug. Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.
Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.
by Dothivalla November 18, 2015
Get the Tender Dick Therapymug. 
by BroKen jensen February 24, 2022
Get the twat tendermug.