(Verb) from the Latin "Conadion Teaus Baggus" - An act where you dip your scrotum in maple syrup before squating over another and repeatedly dropping your nuts on their face so as to imitate the action of a tea bag during steeping.
by Paintandpowder April 11, 2022

i fucked this bitch up that was talking shit about my girl i whipped my balls out and put them on his face and took a "selfie tea bag"
by chandho April 18, 2014

When you take a solid poop, but after standing up you turn around and the poop has started to turn the water brown, much like a tea bag will change the color of the water.
by Chewy-girl February 5, 2019

When two dudes get back to back and squat over a persons face to place one ball bag over each eye or aka double tea bagging.
by BarkGodeTheGouse December 31, 2022

by Mcm06 December 9, 2021

by Tortoise84 July 19, 2024

Uncommonly a fetish and aphrodisiac, this is the act of collecting and sucking on frozen bloody tampons to get turned on.
When I was younger my sister dated a dude who collected and froze her dirty tampons in the freezer to suck on in order to get turned on when he was in the mood. This is what is known as "bloody tea bags."
by cleverr_ratter-tatter-runner May 3, 2019
