sweet tatered

When atractive women get smashed and can no longer function with our help...

I can't take my girl drinking anymore lastnight she got sweet tatered and I had to carry her home

by Stinkfingers69 August 20, 2017

Tater Twat

A woman with a potato-shaped body and face. A tater twat's only hope for sexual contact is to openly solicit any person who is willing--many times being society's rejects- dirty hobos, alchoholics, unbathed homeless.

The tater twat is passed through a population of men in an office enviroment-- in perfect hot-potato fashion--each one getting their turn then running the other way.

The pregnancies that result from these encounters end with birth, the sound of which can be likened to a fresh tatertot plopping out of a tot machine. This is the origin of referring to babies as 'tots.' Tots never know who their dad is, if they really want to know, Maury Povich's help is required.

Man, did you see the new girl Connie? Total tater twat, she smells like fried chicken!

by Michael Skopic August 14, 2020

Tater trump

Worshippers of donald trump

Look at that tater trump wearing a MAGA hat

by MakiBone July 06, 2018

Taters for mom

A simile used when something is extraordinarily good. Can be used by itself as well.

“That steak was tastier than taters for mom!”

- “Did you watch the new Tarantino film?”
- “Yeah, that shit was taters for mom!”

by Spumgus October 08, 2020

tater crater

the arrangement of mash potatoes to form a crater so that it easily holds gravy

before you go pouring gravy on your mash potatoes you might want to make a tater potato tater crater

by scooterscuzz January 25, 2015

tater fuck

When you squeeze the base of your penis to get it hard enough to enter the vagina due to whiskey dick....

I was so drunk i had to tater fuck suzie...

by Myakka cracka September 06, 2015

tater pot

When you make a bowl out of a potato. It works like a charm and all u need is a pen and a potato.

Guy 1: Yo it's ur turn for the potato.
Guy 2: Oh, cool, pass that tater tot over here.
Guy 1: Holy shit dude...tater pot...
Guy 2: Hhahahahhahahaahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha

by taargüss December 12, 2010