Pop Tart

Some one who acts hard but is really soft like a pop tart is hard on the outside but, soft in the middle.

You're a pop tart.

He's a pop tart.

by cigarettecancerman March 5, 2011

fuck tart

some one or thing that is more then retarted it or the person is fucking retarted.

you are a team killing fuck tart

by ninjaspartan October 26, 2010

Tart Button

The mute switch on your headset. If you don't understand why people can't hear you in chat you might want to check this first before typing in caps "I DO NOT HAVE MY MUTE BUTTON ON I'M NOT STUPID YOU KNOW"

Sorry I had my tart button on, Hey we can't hear you check your tart button, Hit your tart button before you sneeze ok?

by A/V chat January 31, 2009

Heart tart

(n) When someone, generally female, overuses the symbol "<3" in an IM, comment thread, or post. (effectively raping the "<" and "3" keys)

Ugh, we totally have established that Crystal loves suicidal vegetables. She doesn't have to be such a heart tart!

by AGENT SPORT August 20, 2011

Sloffy Tart

A whore who is quite disgusting to look at so will never get laid, despite trying to sell herself.

The majority of chav girls who are fat and have faces like turnips are sloffy tarts, shame no one would ever want to sleep with them.

by Toothpaste Salad April 22, 2009

Arf Tart

Someone who is more retarted than a retart

Man that kid is such an arf tart

by Hallowhead January 7, 2010

man tart

a guy who drives a maroon BA falcon and has a 5 o'clock shadow, usally has a name like brad or clancy, and sleeps till the crack of noon, without consequence. sleeps with women and animals at times of weakness. masturbating is the power of his will to live. do not disturbed during "the act" or bear the aftermath

look at that guy in that falcon , with all the sleepy looks, he must be a man tart

by Dan54484848484 July 1, 2008