Tactical Booty

An ass so bootylicious it can still be seen through Army Combat Uniform (or other similarly baggy/unflattering garments)

It doesn't matter that it's ACU Wednesay--I can still tell she has that tactical booty

by Codename:Duchess November 5, 2014

Tactical Absence

The act of purposely not attending school and studying at home for the better of your grade.

Jimmy used a tactical absence because of his physics test today.

by Nikegunner77 March 28, 2015

tactical chundering

Forcing one's self to puke in order to continue drinking.

"Dude can't hold his liquor. Naw, he's fine, that's legit tactical chundering."

by ThatDallyGrrl March 29, 2015

tactically retarded

People (gamers who play Online Mass Multiplayers, in particular) who seem to play without any coherent idea as to what they should do, and remain oblivious about the positions of their team, the enemy, or even complete functions and aspects of the game they're playing.
Their gameplay is so atrociously bad, that it gives the impression they suffer from Attention Decifit Disorder, or have never even heard of computer or video games until that very moment, despite having played the game a couple hundred times by then.
In most cases, they're completely detrimental to the team, dying early on without contributing much, or even hindering the game for others.
In the rare occasions they're actually helpful, it's more by accident than by willful act from their part (i.e. acting as cannon fodder, or spotting enemies and giving them something to concentrate on)

*match starts, players on friendly team split to try and cover all sides of the map.*
Joe: Follow me, guys!
*Joe rushes ahead, out into the open*
Mack: Joe, stop, they'll spot you!
*Joe gets shot, spots an enemy stops in the middle of the open field to engage it*
*Joe gets obliterated by multiple enemies*
Joe: Stupid team! Why didn't you help me?!
Mack: Because you're tactically retarded, Joe, that's why. Why did you rush ahead?!

by Acronymus February 26, 2017

tactical forehead

A person who has a forehead with the ability to drop nukes

Me: That person has a tactical forehead!
Other person: damn right he does.

by justsomeadmirer April 25, 2017

tactical pickup

A term used to request a friend or family member to pick you up from a certain location in their vehicle.

Me: Requesting a tactical pickup from school
Mum: Inbound

by LewisBoswell June 10, 2018

Tactical Bacon

Creating time for a bacon sandwich when there is not enough time for a bacon sandwich.

“Tactical bacon, dude?”

by eve_hessx June 16, 2018