-Hey, where did Mike go?
-I don't know, he didn't tell anyone where he's going
~10 mintues pass by~
-Oh there he is coming out of the bathroom
-Damn it, Mike's such a ninja shitter
-I don't know, he didn't tell anyone where he's going
~10 mintues pass by~
-Oh there he is coming out of the bathroom
-Damn it, Mike's such a ninja shitter
by CSCC September 30, 2010
An individual who, in secret, defecates in a location other than a toilet, for the purpose of creating humor and/or havoc. The practice is more common anywhere large collections of male humans cohabitate, such as in college dorms and military barracks, but may occur at any time, in any place, regardless of the demographics of the locale. Naval lore suggests that the practice dates back to World War II.
"The Phantom Shitter has struck again"
A prime example may be found in the first ten minutes of the film "Flight of the Intruder" when the Phantom Shitter strikes the XO's ashtray.
A prime example may be found in the first ten minutes of the film "Flight of the Intruder" when the Phantom Shitter strikes the XO's ashtray.
by sir poopiepants March 20, 2006
Tub-shitter or T.S. is used to describe a grotesquely obese (fat) person. Basically, a person too big to use a toilet that has to park (sit) their ass on a bath tub to shit.
by GreatD2 April 20, 2006
One who's, anus is stuffed with a pulsating penis, spraying its filthy white love piss, ending in a creamed turd
by denti November 27, 2007
Someone who is constantly shitting, talking about going to take a shit, or talking about the shit they took.
John the serial shitter just headed off to the bathroom to take his third shit of the day. I know this because for some fucking reason he won't stop telling me about his other ones. I know one had no breakage and possibly set a length record, and the other had orange specks in it.
by moooooog35 December 22, 2009
that girl is a chat shitter
by amby and roxy April 03, 2007
A person that shits on someone's desk. Typically, as the last straw in a fight . Not a habitual action.
by Deskshitter July 01, 2010