Blob pushing

sex

Primarily with the overweight but can be used as a descriptor for sex with other undesirable groups of people

I did some blob pushing with the fat girl from the office

by Seymour Cramp July 31, 2019

Blob out

When an individual high on cannabis sits for periods of time not focusing on their surroundings, but contemplating life; acting like a 'blob'.

Sorry what did you say? I just blobbed out

Did you blob out again?

by Charli Dawzz June 24, 2016

Blob

A girl named Amelia

Amelia is a fat Blob

by Hejddodn September 16, 2023

blob sucker

when someone dares to suck your blob

hey Micheal, don't you even fucking dare to suck my blob again you fucking blob sucker!
* Micheal proceeds to suck his blob *

by brigidonzio January 5, 2022

Blobbing

When two men press their scrotums together after - akin to scissoring for lesbians.

After blowing all over his arse, Craig and i did a bit of blobbing to soak up the spunk.

by Jimmydeeeeee May 11, 2025

Blob On

When someone says something that is 100% correct

Roy Keane was Blob On when he said that Manchester United were crap.

by Ayresome Angel September 22, 2025

BLOB

BLOB (Basic Last Option Bae) When you have no choice but the ugly female left to smash; It's your only option left.

Black Guy: Dude she is a blob
White guy: yeah but its our last day here
black guy: she is a blob, no

by Sssivvwohw0gag November 11, 2023