An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.
The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.
by liboface October 31, 2011
Get the Inverted Tea Bagmug. You go into a room with a bunch of other guys, wearing disguises, while the woman lays on the bed with her mouth open, and you dump 342 teabags into her gullet.
I was thinking about a nice anniversary gift for my wife.
- How about you throw her a Boston Tea Bag Party?
- How about you throw her a Boston Tea Bag Party?
by Jack N. Jit December 5, 2024
Get the Boston Tea Bag Partymug. Gaming: the act of repeatedly crouching over an opposing player who utterly had no chance of victory which in turn humiliates them.
by TheOnlineGamer November 24, 2010
Get the tea bagmug. A sex act. The act of romantically placing one's scrotum in or around your partner's ear. The term originates from the fact that Keith Morrison (who is Canadian) has recorded a package of audio books that you may purchase that would allow his velvet voice make sweet phonic love to your ear holes.
by Linguistically Cunning June 16, 2022
Get the Canadian Tea-Bagmug. Where person giving the said "tea bag" holds penis in upward motion pulling up & uses but sack to slap ones forehead. This is done in a light swinging motion. Nuts can also lay on ones head and be considered the same.
by BReady1989 November 19, 2015
Get the Tea Bagmug. another word for ballsack
by eggman41 June 3, 2022
Get the American tea bagsmug. by Tortoise84 July 19, 2024
Get the Draculas tea bagmug.