stealth

to surprise someone or sneak up on them. can be intentional or unintentional. to fly undetected on the radar.

Be careful if you stealth someone, they may be talking about you.

by byrdwag December 31, 2008

Stealthy Wanking

A game where, one person to begins to have a wank, and on the brink of cumming, the person then calls his mum. This person must then finish himself off before his mum enters his room.

Man, i was so bored last night i decided to play Stealthy Wanking, but unfortunately i shouted too early and i got caught

by Joe 1K February 10, 2007

stealthy lemur

When a male individual falls asleep and/or passes out, and one proceeds to proform oral sex on that male.

"Aaron totally passed out last night and Hodgkins stealthy lemured that bitch!"

by Hammer and Sickle May 21, 2006

stealth peeing

It is when a man sits down to pee. Where the piss hits the front bowl and makes as little noise as possible. It is when you go take a piss and don't want to wake anybody up, say abusive dad or wife. Also pee this way to avoid waking up a baby.

I came in so late last night, I didn't want to wake the wife, so I had to stealth peeing technique.

by JBCE August 28, 2007

Stealth Driving

Driving at night especially in dense fog with your lights off. Then when you are about 20 feet from a car turn your high beams on

Hey let's go stealth driving and scare some punks.

by Krazeyk January 28, 2009

sweather

"sweater weather" when it is cold enough that one begins to wear sweaters.

"Its sweater weather Jack!"
"Oh, you mean sweather?"

by Thejman December 10, 2013

stealth stink

A silent but deadly fart that slowly but surely nauseates and evacuates everyone in the household.

My sister Laura is so stanky she let out a stealth stink that emptied the house during a family reunion.

by Favorite Daughter July 22, 2007