fake plastic submarine

Term first found in the lyrics for SR-71s song 'Right Now'. Nobody really knows what it means, but Todd in the Shadows estimated it might stand for a fake, slutty girlfriend.

'She clings to me like cellophane, fake plastic submarine, slowly driving me insane but now that's over'

by -Diamondjolt July 28, 2023

meat submarine

What has lots of rows of teeth, eats anything it can find floating in the ocean and consists of massive chunks of meat when blown up by a scuba tank and a rifle. Sharks, sharks do.

We cut open that meat submarine and there was a license plate from Maine, a tire and half a man.

by talusanpurer June 25, 2016

Breaching Submarine

Putting your finger(s) in your butthole while letting spurts of pee out to feel like edging.

"The Breaching Submarine Feels way better then edging."

"Im gonna go Ocean Gate my Breaching Submarine."

by 9saf^ August 14, 2024

Submarine mom

A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.

Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!

Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!

by Weak weasel January 16, 2022

Hawaiian Submarine

The act of filling a condom with sperm, then boiling the rubber, and inserting it into ones anus.

Hey bro, I just burned myself doing a Hawaiian Submarine. I’m going to the ER right now!

by The Hawaiian Submarine Slayer August 5, 2021

submarine steamer

The act of exhaling smoke (typically from a cigarette, cigar, or burning marijuana) into the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis; typically performed in an instance of sexual nature.

After three bottles of wine and a midnight viewing of Moulin Rouge, he took me back to his bungalow for a submarine steamer and a long, soft screw.

by The Channbot September 25, 2013

Submarine Muslim

A Muslim who converts to or practices Islam without revealing their conversion or Islamic faith. They practice Islam in secret - sometimes not even telling their own family members. Reasons for this behaviour includes not wanting to be discriminated against; avoiding the drama associated with Islam's stance on homosexuality / Palestine etc; avoiding fallout issues with family members and friends.

Joe is a submarine Muslim, you won't see him wearing a thobe

by Moderately Concerned June 20, 2023