straight-edge stoner

Someone who looks like they are on drugs but in reality has never done drugs before

Guy 1: hey you look high can I have some?
Guy 2: I'm a straight-edge stoner, I have never done drugs

by My aunt thinks I'm high June 19, 2023

Straight Edge 2000

Being sXe2000 means that you are allowed to drink, eat or fuck whatever you like.
It's primarily used to confuse people and annoy straight-edgers.

"I'm sXe 2000...hey, I need more booze!"

by Bangdollar February 2, 2005

straight edge sex

straight edge sex is non existant.

straight edge kids are abstinent.....therefore, straight edge sex doesn't happen.

by jazzwima June 17, 2006

straight edge sex

using not ur weiner in pleasuring a female

ew alex and lauren had straightedge sex where im sleeping

by kale the magical kitty January 1, 2005

straight edge revenge

STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE!!! everytime your alcoholic friends get a pack of beer, the straight edge kid gets a token beer to smash. cleaning up the world one beer at a time. dont froget to pick the can up!

peter: hey we got a 30 rack of coors
ty (straight edge): gimme my token beer *throws* STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE

by straightedgeskinhead November 4, 2020

Straight edge elite

Straight edge people that think they're better than other (straight edge) people. These people tend to claim they follow all of the rules perfectly, when in reality they're hypocrites.

Fuck the straight edge elite

by Xxxgrxxx March 9, 2021

Christian Straight Edge

Someone who is Straight Edge, but still is a Christ follower. That simple. The only differences are this:
1. No Drugs
2. No Premarital sex (apposed to no promiscuous sex)
3. No Alcohol
4. NOT every CSE kid is a self-righteous jerk.
(YES, we still have a good time. We just party sober, oh and that stupid myth that Christians can't have tattoos is ridiculous. Were usually covered.)

Slim differences, almost nothing different. Though, a lot of sXe kids don't believe in Christ. There are a few.

Eric: "Hey bud, I thought edge kids had no religion?"
Kyle: "I don't have religion, I have a relationship with Christ and I keep my body clean of Drugs and Alcohol. Represent Christian Straight Edge."

by ThatMetalKidFromTexas August 2, 2012