STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE!!! everytime your alcoholic friends get a pack of beer, the straight edge kid gets a token beer to smash. cleaning up the world one beer at a time. dont froget to pick the can up!

peter: hey we got a 30 rack of coors
ty (straight edge): gimme my token beer *throws* STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE

straight edge revenge by straightedgeskinhead November 4, 2020

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Straight edge elite

Straight edge people that think they're better than other (straight edge) people. These people tend to claim they follow all of the rules perfectly, when in reality they're hypocrites.

Fuck the straight edge elite

Straight edge elite by Xxxgrxxx March 9, 2021

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Christian Straight Edge

Someone who is Straight Edge, but still is a Christ follower. That simple. The only differences are this:
1. No Drugs
2. No Premarital sex (apposed to no promiscuous sex)
3. No Alcohol
4. NOT every CSE kid is a self-righteous jerk.
(YES, we still have a good time. We just party sober, oh and that stupid myth that Christians can't have tattoos is ridiculous. Were usually covered.)

Slim differences, almost nothing different. Though, a lot of sXe kids don't believe in Christ. There are a few.

Eric: "Hey bud, I thought edge kids had no religion?"
Kyle: "I don't have religion, I have a relationship with Christ and I keep my body clean of Drugs and Alcohol. Represent Christian Straight Edge."

Christian Straight Edge by ThatMetalKidFromTexas August 2, 2012

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