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Louisiana Steamboat

When you are doing a girl doggy style with a cheese wheel between her knees like a steamboat. Then you pour tobassco sauce in a live gator's eyes and mouth so that its pissed off and chasing you around, all the while you are force feeding the girl oysters, wearing Mardi Gras beads and the cheese wheel is moving like the wheel of a river boat.
Oh man, I was so wasted last night that I ran a Louisiana Steamboat on this girl.
by Candlewood Legend August 30, 2007
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Whiskey Steamer

After a long night of drinking, the shit that follows the next morning, leaves burns marks on your sphincter.
Danny came home drunk and dropped a huge whiskey steamer in the cat box. Watch out for the shit streaks on the carpet.
by Simon Saiz July 5, 2007
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Kimo Steamer

A development of the Cleveland Steamer. In order to push the boundaries more, the shit is deposited on the face of the the receiver.

The receiver may be awake or asleep, willing or unwilling.
Person A: Too much internet porn means I can only get off on illegal kimo steamer videos now

Person B: I hear you - it's Latvian midget albino crotch punishment for me, or I'm perma-flaccid
by Truth_Teller_Scot February 21, 2010
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Cosby Steamer

Warmer than a "Cosby Sweater" and more fashionable than the "Cleveland Steamer", the "Cosby Steamer" is for both experienced freaks and novice sadomasochists alike; but not the faint of heart. A Cosby Steamer requires one to defecate on a partner's chest after consuming a chromatically diverse meal, thereby enveloping them in a multicolored shit-sweater. It's da puddig!
Though we'd eaten it all, Sarah's sweet corn chili was too good not to share, so when her roommate came home we warmed her up with a hearty Cosby Steamer.
by Cbiddy&leGrandMichel April 12, 2011
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Utah Steamer

The art of trolling outright lies, or twisted half-truths in an on-line forum political discussion by a conservative hypocrite usually an in the closet gay upon returning home after an evening spent making santorums.
1.) Mark squirmed with delight sliding across a santorum on his leather chair as he posted dozens of Utah Steamers in reply to the liberal posts on the forum.

2.) George upon returning home from his Utah Log Cabin Republican meeting furiously banged on the keyboard typing Utah Steamers to the liberal posts on the forum.
by Richard_Gozinya October 7, 2012
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Uncle Jimmy Steamboat

An uncle jimmy steamboat is when one gets naked, inserts a vaporizer into one's anus, lies face-down into a full bathtub of water and vape as hard as one can.
Friend: You ever had an uncle jimmy steamboat?
Me: What the fuck is that?
*moments later*
Me: n- no stop s- st- stop sTOP STOP SOTPPPSPPP!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
by pieslorde July 11, 2016
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Steam weedle

The facial expression and screeching sound one makes when they ejaculate and the sperm is boiling hot.
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my steam weedle.
by HockeyShot November 17, 2014
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