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Squat pan

Asian toilet that often consists of a whole in the floor and two designated foot markings to align oneself
Where’s Larry?

Oh, he’s frying up some turds in the squat pan
by Napoledan February 7, 2019
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Slavic Squat

The only way to drink vodka and play CS:GO simultaneously.
Vlad: Hey Boris did you see that guy, his slavic squat is so bad.

Boris: I know, he is probably a western spy.
by The Real Sheev Palpatine June 23, 2017
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knock and squat

The equivalent of "ding-dong-ditching." Knocking(knock) on a neighbors door and quickly hiding(squat) in a bush or behind a tree etc.
Want to go and knock and squat tonight?

Knock on a door and Squat in or behind something.
by Mr. Slippers May 31, 2009
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Skank Squat

A man and a woman have anal sex in which the woman is on top squatting on his penis. He releases his load and then puts his mouth on her ass as she defecates.
Curtis: "Yeah we did the skank squat and she got it all in my mouth."

George: "That can't be fun for anyone..."
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Politi-squatting

A form of politically motivated cybersquatting that--unlike typosquatting, which relies on typographical errors made by Internet users when inputting a Web site address--squats on legit-sounding variants of the intended address in order to direct the end user to a site with an opposite ideology to the user.
"So, I just typed in "soawatch.org" to learn more about the human rights abuses caused by the U.S. assassin school called School of the Americas, and instead I got this military-run site!"

"Yeah, the military's politi-squatting that site to trap unsuspecting folks like yourself. The correct site is soaw.org. It's not as intuitive, I know."
by nietzschehope April 1, 2009
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pop a squat

to urinate outdoors, for females only
"Come outside with me, the line for the bathroom is too long... I need to pop a squat..."

"Ewwww, Barb popped a squat in her wedding dress!" lol
by spmfcb March 10, 2011
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squat mattress

A girl who fucks a lot of squatters. Often a squatter herself, though not necessarily.
That girl fucked all the guys in the squat! What a squat mattress!
by Tigrrlily November 21, 2006
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