goober squasher

A person who farts in the bathtub and busts the bubbles with his/her teeth.

Bill had an inkling his son was a goober squasher when he detected mysterious splashing sounds and a strong odor wafting in from underneath the bathroom door.

by elle_bow July 27, 2010

squasheded

when u put a hat on and it flattens ur hair!

take your hat of or your hair will be squisheded

by anon September 27, 2003

squahm

donkey penis

Wayne was checking out that hooker's squahm

by DH June 18, 2004

Squagh

To squat and cough, most commonly said by the doc as a result of sports "physical", but not always, as there are probably numerous gay applications.

Sam - "Hey Travis, I heard the doctor made you squagh?"

Travis - "Fuck you man."

by Apocalyptus October 29, 2008

squash squash

the noise the douche makes

her pussy stank, so she got the douche and went squash squash

by jay2themothafuknp June 8, 2009

Squachije

Squachije means really bad fluid that leaks from your anus during anal.

Do you have Squachije?

You eat Squachije!

by Sirius360 October 1, 2009

squash monkey

The feeling a gay guy gets when he sees a man and gets erect.

Gay guy 1: look at that guy over there I obviously have a squash monkey
Gay guy 2: omg thanks for pointing that out

by james2187 June 2, 2014