Scrunkle

A small, blonde, glasses wearing fiend who has no sex appeal whatsoever and will say no to anything you ask. She appears as though she could just be picked up, scrunched into a ball and thrown in the bin. She's the type of person who would sign up to be in a play and do nothing. I'm being serious, she'll do literally nothing. Bitch.

Teacher 1: "Let's give her the part"
Teacher 2: "No she's a total Scrunkle"
Teacher 1: "Oh yeah you're right."

by yourmumsdream May 17, 2015

Sprinkler

When you are giving oral to a female and she suddenly pees on your face.

Chris: Dude, last night I was eating out my girl when suddenly, she fucking gives me a sprinkler!

David: Damn dude, I bet you were pissed.

by King Fuentes November 5, 2014

Minnesota Sprinkler

Basically a snow blower. Minnesota children can be found playing in the blown snow during the winter. Much as children from warmer climates can be found playing in a sprinkler on a summer day elsewhere.

I was using the Minnesota Sprinkler to clear the front walk, and the kids had a blast in the blow out.

by CARRG February 15, 2010

spankler

a spank on the ass by a sprinkler

That man is getting spanklered!!!!!

by keifer22cardinal November 30, 2006

Tiddy sprinkles

Estrogen pills

I finally got my tiddy sprinkles

by kira121 October 26, 2020

pube sprinkles

Wiry pubes left on a toilet seat in the ladies room.

Dammit, some mooga-beast left some two-inch pube sprinkles on the bowl again. Dude, gimme your camera phone, you gotta see this thing!

by Lisichka_75 September 21, 2005

poop sprinkles

(n.) small circular terds exjected from the anus.
(adj.) look as such, looking terrible.

Omg, i look like poop sprinkles today! Ugh.

by hanxchelx April 23, 2009