Sporting

When a gay guy tucks his wiener and all between his legs and imagines he is a girl, reminiscent of Wild Bill in The Silence of the Lambs, except without the women skin.

Brad: Hey man, what's up? What did you do last night?
Tim: Nothing much, I was sporting for a while.
Brad: Sporting?
Tim: Yeah, It's when a gay guy tucks his wiener and all between his legs and imagines he is a girl, reminiscent of Wild Bill in The Silence of the Lambs, except without the women skin.
Brad:...Oh

by Laevsky March 13, 2008

SPORTING MORE WOOD THAN A LUMBERYARD

to be in possession of a diamond cutter, or "rager."

After winning the lottery, I was sporting more wood than a lumberyard.

by weave January 8, 2004

sproing

A sprained groin

You've been diagnosed with a severe sproing.

by Cpt. Obvious April 1, 2003

wiki-scouting

The act of going onto wikipedia.org, searching some a topic, and then randomly clicking on any underlined blue word that takes you to a whole different subject. Usually is done repetively for hours at a time.

"Man wiki-scouting is going to get me some bad grades. Here I am supposed to be searching "The Cold War", and now im all the way on the Atlantic Ocean."

by princesskai123 March 29, 2009

plane spotting

the person in question equipped with a camera phone visits the local airport in an attempt to
obtain pictures of the female occupants of the airport (not the planes!)

"hey i got a new camera phone check out the zoom on this"
"does it have bluetooth?"
"yeah i'll send you some pics i got when plane spotting"
"lets go tonight there shud be some well fit birds"

by tezla May 4, 2005

sproing

The noise made when the button on a woman's top that's just a little too tight explodes away and reveals a lot of cleavage.

*sproing* holy shit her boobs are huge that button put out my eye

by zufield November 12, 2007

Hot spotting

Sitting in a pee stain at a nude beach

Among true nudist connoisseurs, hot spotting adds spice to any beach sitting. Wet wet fun.

by Felocirapture December 24, 2019