Staten Island Splooge

Originating on Discord by two dumbfucks, the Islander Splooge is the act of two men jizzing in a woman's ear, shaking her head violently, and then sticking straws up her nostrils to suck out the fluids.

"Have you ever tried the Staten Island Splooge?"
"No, what is it?"
"come find out."

by Sandrea II May 29, 2021

Splooge Drenched Blowjob Queen

1. A South Park musical intended to get woman to want to give head.

2. A complete and total cum slut (men and women).

1- That cumdumpster over there is the splooge drenched blowjob queen from 'Drencher Quick Lee'

2 - Greg reigns as supreme splooge drenched blowjob queen of the gay bar.

by darth.nerdus February 10, 2012

Man Splooge Containment Receptacle

A condom or tube sock.

Yes, I would like to purchase a man splooge containment receptacle post haste..yes, of course!

by Invictus101 March 17, 2008

tampa bay splooge cake

You cum in a man's ass then shove your fist up his Anus and lick his lower back. Then you cum in his mouth and yell "splooge!"

Dude he just splooged all in me like a Tampa bay splooge cake!

by Toulon October 6, 2013

Splooge balls regional belch

Donkey boner with 3 gay dudes dressed as nuns wearing tells tubbie tshirts

Well I love splooge balls regional belch

by Jety boy February 7, 2021

You Splooge, You Lose

The phrase used to describe an inopportune moment for ejaculation.

Bill: Hey, I'm going to have unprotected sex tonight.
Frank: Well, you splooge, you lose!

Sam: Damn it! I've got a boner in khakis for that hot bitch who's presenting in class today!
Ryan: Keep it cool, man. You splooge, you lose. And get weird looks for the rest of your life.

Barack Obama: Dang, the Chinese foreign minister is one sexy woman! How am I going to stand at the podium while she's 3 feet away from me?
Hillary Clinton: With all due respect, Mr. President, you splooge, you lose. And maybe also cause nuclear warfare.

by MarceltheGreat March 20, 2011

splooge-box

Not really a box, but its your testicles.

Oh man he used is splooge-box really efficiently.

by Demtane October 12, 2017