Crank that Soulja Boy

Masturbate.

John: Help me!

Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!

by Mileyjonesthepizzafan July 10, 2022

Crank that Soulja Boy

(vulgar, slang) An extremely painful ejaculation.

Mark was in the school bathroom. He didn't feel so good so he gained a crank that Soulja Boy and had to eject semen out of his fluids so bad it hit two teachers in the face.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 9, 2022

Soulja Boy

The best rapper of all time and the first rapper to do basically anything.Big Draco got a star named after him no other rapper has one.

This is soulja boy the best rapper in existence .
Look up there in the sky,it’s BIG DRACO

by Suspectshot January 10, 2022

Soulja

shit cod player also has a ugly ass face

you look like a soulja

by fjiendieeb374727 March 12, 2022

Soulja

shit cod player also has a ugly ass face

you look like a soulja

by fjiendieeb374727 March 12, 2022

Soulja Boy

The man who has done it all first

“Look Jesus can turn water into wine”,

“Soulja Boy did it first”

by DaichiKidd August 3, 2021

Soulja Boy

He did it first.

Soulja Boy: I DID IT FIRST.

by urdepressiongrr June 18, 2021