The Snowman

The action of climbing up a tree and masturbating whilst crying. In reference to Margaret Atwoods character Snowman’s actions on page 134 of the novel Oryx and Crake.

I climbed up a tree outside of my crushes house last night. She had a guy in there so I pulled the snowman

by Kinger13 November 22, 2022

Snowman

Derogatory slur for gay white men that can’t handle the sun

Fuck you, you snowman

by Peperjck May 31, 2025

Indominable Snowman

A snowman who cannot be fucked with.

The indominable snowman didn't melt even under the hottest of Saharan suns.

by Tamarashayne October 9, 2019

Snowman

Taking a dump on top of another dump, then sticking a baby carrot in it

Just made the biggest snowman in there

by AdellaRules July 15, 2021

Pawpaw the Snowman

This is a term used when you are a champion at PBassin it, when you have full-filled the life long dream of being the true PBass

I used to be good at PBassin it, now I am at the level of Pawpaw the Snowman.

by BH2. December 26, 2012

Colorado Snowman

When a man masturbates during the winter but does not clean any of the residue, semen or "snow", off during the entire winter eventually leading to a point of no return where the penis is no longer visible and only a snowman shaped figure can be made out of the residue near the end of the winter.

Did ya hear about Earl? His mom caught with a Colorado Snowman and now he has to repent for his sins!... and take a bath!

by Brownsugar December 30, 2013

Minnesota Snowman

A Minnesota Snowman is described as a sexual act involving leaving a male's reproductive fluids in a jar until it crusts over, this jar traditionally has a mold inside of it, this mold is usually decorated and kept, creating a Minnesota Snowman.

After a long time, it finally crusted over, James pulled out his hard work, his "Minnesota Snowman"

by theskinwalker May 2, 2025